How to impress a Father-in Law

10 ways on how to impress your hopeful Father-in-Law about marrying his daughter:

1. I have not been arrested in the last year.

2. My family owns our own pulp wood truck and chain saw.

3. I willing to marry your daughter even though she is already over Fourteen.

4. My mother was once a professional wrestler and lost one arm.

5. My Mother once beat a cop almost to death with her purse.

6. Over half the children in my family have the same father.

7. My father was picked up by an alien flying saucer, three different times.

8. I could blow smoke rings when I was only ten years old.

9. I got your daughters phone number off the Billips Service Station men’s room wall.

10. Two of my brothers have State ordered Vasectomies.

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